The Painted Penis and the Séance

Chris and I would like to sit and watch the crazies that surround us but because the bar doesn’t have any proper seating, that’s out.

Don’t Mess with My Mom — Part 2

My mom was not above defending the honor of her children even if her children were a bunch of bad actors who lied about their misdeeds.

Don’t Mess with My Mom

Ever since the Arse family moved in, they’ve proven themselves to be loud-mouthed bullies. They’re mean to their pets and the boys are often screaming profanities that the whole neighborhood can hear. My siblings and I try to steer clear of them.

The Road Show

“I aren’t going to die, am I?”

Tone Deaf

I’ve known since I was a wee one – because others have told me – that I cannot sing.