Chris and I would like to sit and watch the crazies that surround us but because the bar doesn’t have any proper seating, that’s out.
Month: February 2020
The Painted Penis and the Séance
Don’t Mess with My Mom — Part 2
My mom was not above defending the honor of her children even if her children were a bunch of bad actors who lied about their misdeeds.
Don’t Mess with My Mom
Ever since the Arse family moved in, they’ve proven themselves to be loud-mouthed bullies. They’re mean to their pets and the boys are often screaming profanities that the whole neighborhood can hear. My siblings and I try to steer clear of them.
The Road Show
“I aren’t going to die, am I?”
Tone Deaf
I’ve known since I was a wee one – because others have told me – that I cannot sing.