Author: Jill

All of us, I’m sure, have either faked being someone we’re not or passed something off as being ours or a creation of ours, that was not. Haven’t we?

Have you ever been to a nude beach? Did you know that there are “clothing optional” beaches and parks all over the United States?

Eaten anything gross lately?

My mom is calling each of us into her bedroom one at a time. None of us knows what is coming.

I’m sitting on the couch, apparently watching Sesame Street all by myself.

I cannot tell you how relieved I am to drive my stolen car to the attendant booth…

Have you ever done something stupid that caused a major catastrophe, but then it ended up being a good thing?

He had probably just gotten his paycheck cashed, and boom, immediately loses a hundred bucks. Worse than gambling because there’s no chance of winning it back.

For some reason, Terry’s bicycle was up at the cabin, but he was not. Terry’s bike, therefore, was available — as long as we didn’t ask, and he didn’t find out.