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I told her that I was not going to be the one to take her manilla envelope to the post office. It would be too embarrassing.

Today, saying the word “damn” is inconsequential, but back in 1940, the director had to plead with the censors from the Motion Picture Association of America to allow them to keep the word in the movie.

Ah…the satisfaction of flipping people off! I miss it. I don’t flip people off anymore. It’s not that I don’t want to. In my mind, I’m flipping the bird all the time.

All of us, I’m sure, have either faked being someone we’re not or passed something off as being ours or a creation of ours, that was not. Haven’t we?

Have you ever been to a nude beach? Did you know that there are “clothing optional” beaches and parks all over the United States?

Eaten anything gross lately?

My mom is calling each of us into her bedroom one at a time. None of us knows what is coming.

I’m sitting on the couch, apparently watching Sesame Street all by myself.

I cannot tell you how relieved I am to drive my stolen car to the attendant booth…

Have you ever done something stupid that caused a major catastrophe, but then it ended up being a good thing?