We’re Rich

He had probably just gotten his paycheck cashed, and boom, immediately loses a hundred bucks. Worse than gambling because there’s no chance of winning it back.

Summer Shape-up

For some reason, Terry’s bicycle was up at the cabin, but he was not. Terry’s bike, therefore, was available — as long as we didn’t ask, and he didn’t find out.

Escape from the Lava Tube

We just trust that the disembodied voices we are following know where they are going.

The First Blonde

I’m not being very friendly to this stranger who knows me. I’m too busy trying to figure out who she is. Who is she?

Mishka, My Bumper Car Buffer

I’ve always appreciated having my friend, Mishka, in the car when I’m going to have an accident. I try not to have an accident without her.

The Browner the Better

You don’t hear too much about teenagers today subjecting their skin to the sun’s powerful and damaging rays. But when I was in school, my summers were all about how tan I could get.

It’s About Time (Clocks)

So, there you have it. Aside from being astoundingly simple minded, I am a thief. (But you know this already if you read one of my previous posts.)

To the Rescue

But when I reach for the doorknob, it won’t move. It is locked.

Remembering the Vista Cruiser

He had asked where I had gone to put well over 50 miles on the odometer. I didn’t have a ready answer. My friends and I really hadn’t “gone” anywhere.

Indecent Exposure

We could argue about whether or not our exposures were indecent. We thought they were hilarious.