Roadside Warning

A vivid imagination can lead to trouble with the law.

Invisible Socks

This kid is clever. If this is how my daughter is at four years old, I need to start bracing myself for when she’s 12.

Pitch In, America!

What happened to all the national attention to keep America beautiful?

War of Wills

I ended up having to reschedule doctors’ appointments, cancel preschool, any number of things because my headstrong daughter so hated her car seat.

Good Little Girl Gone Bad

I remember being spanked only once when I was a kid. Oh, I was threatened with a spanking more times than I can count but an actual spanking? Just once.

Do Not Call Me

Why is telemarketing legal anyway? Nobody likes it.

Scary Gas Station

It was late. It was dark. It was creepy. But I had to get gas.

Treasure Hunting

We were determined. We were going to keep digging until we found that treasure.

Thieves in the House

When I was a kid, I used to steal money from my mom pretty regularly, but I’d never call myself a thief.

How Not to Fix It

I seem to have a lot of confidence in my ability to to fix my computers. As it turns out, I’m delusional.